Satisfying The Hungary

Well well well. A nervy few minutes here at Trenchbottom Hall. We live by the age old motto "If The Duchess hasn't had cock by 6-o'clock, there'll be snow this Christmas" Thankfully, she managed to score a length or two with minutes to spare off of a couple of Hungarian builders who just happened to be passing.  Looks like a cold winter has been averted, at least for today. Anyhow, The Duchess has always maintained  that she would rather have a Black Christmas...